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Hmm, what's up everybody. Here's another edition of Bulldog Uncensored,
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episode three of season two. Uh to a special one,
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A little bit of a Halloween glide for you today.
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I have with me see Ernst Hearth of the King Ghosts.
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How you're doing, brother, I'm doing good.
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Thanks for having me.
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Josh, absolutely well.
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I'm glad that we've been able to get everything squared
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away this time around. We'd started last week and had
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some technical difficulties, but we're back in action and uh
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to talk about ears acting career, So we'll start up
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with their King Ghosts.
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I'm not about for you. Well, like every other audition,
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I get a call telling me that they want to
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see me for something. And also, like most auditions, they
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usually don't give you any information beyond the bare minimum.
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So I went into audition and apparently they wanted uh,
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big scary guys, that's all. So I went in and
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the first audition was basically they wanted you to stand
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there and look scary. UH, give scary eyes, give scary moaning.
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Uh do that, and then walk to this point and go,
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you know, all the silliness. I think they basically wanted
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to get a feel for the different people that were
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out there, and because I don't think they didn't really
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have a concept of the ghosts yet. Then I got
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hired and I was told that I would be playing
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a character named couch Potato. Because this film went through
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so many versions, I must have I don't know ten
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eleven scripts of different writers, different versions. One of them
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was written by James Gunn Because a lot of these scripts,
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they have all these hired guns who they bring in
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to you know, pop it up, to add some action here,
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to liven it up, and everybody has their own skill set,
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so they have all these ghostwriters what have you. But
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so originally it was couch Potato and my character basically
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was died sitting on a couch and he had he
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was rotting away under his clothes and you'd see the
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shirt rising and lowering because rats were coming in and
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out of holes on his body and eye, you know,
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rats coming out of his eye sockets and stuff. And
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so that was the first concept. Then I went back
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for another makeup test, and this time they had changed
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the character to a guy who was into BDSM, who
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was in the bondage, and he had a little woman
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who apparently was his Dominatrix who was hanging on off
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the side of him on like a leather contraption of sorts.
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And basically the story went that he passed out in
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the you know, orgasmically passed out and basically fell on
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her and smothered her, and that's how she.
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Died, sleeping pill right exactly.
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And then it eventually it became I don't know if
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it was because they like the way I loved or
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it reminded them of something, but it went from being
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that character to being a big baby and instead of
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being a Dominatrix, she was now my little mother. And
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I don't know, somebody must have smoked something good over
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the weekend to go from bondage and Dominatrix to mother
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and son.
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Yeah, that's a hell of bats motel switch today.
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Yeah. And like I had mentioned to you when we
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were talking previously, so much stuff in film is done
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in pre production and they have to have such an
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early start on things. And for example, in the movie,
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they have the Black Zodiac and they have the big
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book with all the different backstories of all the different monsters,
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and it has all the old fashioned drawings and what
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have you. And I have a card here, which is
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a postcard at the studio gave me to use for promotion,
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And this is a copy of the Black Zodiac for
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my character. And as you can see from this photo,
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this looks way more like the description of the BDSM
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character and the mother. So when I see this, because
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when you see some of the different characters in the
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Black Zodiac, they don't really look like the final the
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final ghosts that are in the house. Yeah, yeah, And
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I think it's because things like that, like the ghost book,
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which was a prop in the movie, had to be
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designed as early as possible because they had to have
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that on set. So I think, and I don't have
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this confirmed, but by looking at that photo, it sounds
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to me like it was based on the script of
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the BDSM version, because that doesn't look like a mother
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and child. That looks more like some sort of sex
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thing happening with all the leather straps and what have you.
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Yeah, that's the funny thing about continuity when it comes
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to films like that. It's like everyone install, I just
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see things that you can kind of go, I don't
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quite add up what's up with that?
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Yeah, Well, to take us a small dito here for
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a second, it reminds me of I did a movie
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in nineteen ninety nine called Dudley Do Right with Brendan
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Fraser and Just Jessica Sarah, Jessica Parker and Alfred Molina.
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And once again, like with this, they had the film
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was very adult oriented. It wasn't made for kids. It
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was made almost like a nostalgic piece for the adults
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who remember Dudley Do Right from the sixties. So the
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script was very adult oriented. It had a lot of
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gay jokes, it had stuff about the New York time.
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It was like, it was all stuff that kids wouldn't get.
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Then the studio saw the film and they're like, oh,
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what is this. Nobody's gonna see this. Kids aren't gonna
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get this. So they reshot about forty percent of the
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film to make it dumb it down and to make
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it stupider for kids. You know, they have the horse
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far and sticking out his tongue, and flour boards are
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hitting Dudley do Right in the face and what have you. Yeah,
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But just like with Thirteen Ghosts, where they had to
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they had to go into production on The Black Zodiac
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before the final script was done. Same with Dudley Do Right.
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You know how they have like novelizations of films, and
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so they created like a children's novelization of Dudley Do
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Right that you can go to the bookstore, you can
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go to the kids section and you can buy the
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children's novelization of Dudley Do Right. The problem is because
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it was done so early in production. It's based on
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the adult script. So kids must have been confused because
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if they went and saw the film in the theater
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and they liked it right now, So then they go
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to the bookstore and they get the book which has
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the Dudley Do Right, it says based on the script,
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and you start reading it and there's all these gay jokes,
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and there's a gay bar in minami, and they're they're
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packing them up in a box and they're shipping Dudley
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Do You Write to Cuba? And there's like all this stuff.
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So that's what reminds me of just like with Thirteen Ghosts,
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when you do stuff early, and they did the same
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thing with Scooby Doo Two Monsters Unleash. There's a game
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that you can buy, a board game, and my character's
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photo in the game is based on a makeup test,
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not from the It's like they took pictures early on
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in production and they just use what they had laying
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around at that point. And then you could get toys
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at Burger King during Scooby Doo two and when you
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go on and we would go on to the Burger
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King website, the picture they had on there was from
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another makeup test and I didn't look like any of
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these makeup tests in the final films. So it's hilarious.
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But going back to Thirteen Ghosts, so eventually they decided
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to go with a big baby and a mother. So
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I'm after our second makeup test. I'm standing outside the
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trailers with Steve Beck, the director, and he's trying to
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decide what kind of look. And I had basically this
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hair at the time. It was a little bushier, more
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of an afro than and he says, what kind of
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hair do you think the Great Child should have? And
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just then Shannon Elizabeth on her way to the makeup trailer,
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she stops by and he says, Shannon, I got a
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question for you the Great child. What kind of hair
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do you think he should have? He's a big baby,
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what kind of hair? And she's thinking and she all
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of a sudden, you see her eyes open up. She goes,
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remember that cartoon in the sixties. He was like a
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big duck and he was in a big diaper, and
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he had a bonnet and he had like a blonde curl.
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And Steve goes, baby Hueie, and she yes, baby Huie,
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I think he should look exactly like that. So off
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I go to the makeup trailer. They shave off all
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my hair except the black tuft in the front, and
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then I had to go get my hair dyed. So
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every three days I'd have to go back in and
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get my die blonde, and then I'd had to get
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my roots touched up because my roots started showing. So
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basically for three months, I basically walked around looking like
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a poodle's ass. And of course, at the beginning of production,
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you know, you're a little embarrassed, and so you're wearing
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all your baseball caps and you're to high. By the
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end of the three months shoot, I was walking around
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in public with little Baretts on my hair because he didn't.
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Know.
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At that point, I just wanted to be done with
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but I was also so used to being that character
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by that point, I mean, there were nights where I'd
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go home still in partially in the great child makeup,
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because at that point I was about two pounds shy
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of six hundred pounds and uh six foot six, six
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hundred pounds. That's a pretty big baby, right, Yeah. And
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so they said, don't worry, the production is going to
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provide you with shower. So we're gonna get showers on
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out by the trailer so you can take a full
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shower again. Because I had body makeup on every inch
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of my body.
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all these big prosthetic makeup jobs and these big long
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makeup applications, and me it was just body makeup. But
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I had like three layers because they had to basically,
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they had to wipe me down first, so they had
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these big horse hair brushes and they basically just spackled
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me down in this white, pasty looking stuff. Then they
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had to take an airbrush and put in all the
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veins and all the open sores and stuff all over
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my body, and then they had to bring in the detail.
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So it was a long It was one of the
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longer makeup jobs only because you know, I have a
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lot of square footage, you know, and so there was
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a it was a long time. So then with all
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of with all of that, all of that makeup done,
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and it was funny because even once again it's funny
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they took pictures of me. We weren't Uh. I had
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gotten my hair cut, shaved my head, I had the block,
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the tough hair, and then they tell me, uh, they're
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doing some doing some photos in the studio, so they
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rushed me to the studio. They didn't have the bib
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yet because they were still designing the look, so that
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someone took a piece of cloth and just tied it
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around my neck to create like the look of a bib,
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and I've got the black tough to hair, and they
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took pictures. Somehow those pictures ended up going to Fangoria
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because once again, yeah, there I am. I open up
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Fangoria and there's a full page picture of me with
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this piece of cloth tied around my neck and the
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dark hair on top. And it just always kills me.
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It's like, you know, they just send out whatever they
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got whenever they someone requests something. So it was a
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it was a long three months of sitting around. There
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were days where we know there's twelve ghosts, so that's
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twelve makeup jobs. So there's a days where each of
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us had two or three makeup people, so you're looking at,
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I don't know, twenty twenty five makeup people plus the
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twelve ghosts. So there'd be days where all twelve of
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us are in full makeup, all of our makeup people
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are with us, and then we're sitting there all day
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waiting for them because they're shooting scenes with Shannon Elizabeth
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or with the Kid, or with Matthew Lillard, and so
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we're waiting for them to finish so that we can
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go and shoot our stuff. And there was a couple
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days at least where they would come up to us
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after twelve thirteen hours of sitting there, sweating all the
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makeup off, and they'd say, oh, I'm sorry, guys, we're
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not going to get to you guys today. Yes, go
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back to the trailers, take all, come back the next
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day and all. Because you know you're waiting for someone.
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It was say why scheduled the regular actors and the
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monsters the ghosts on the same days. You know it's
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clearer The only time it makes sense, is if we're
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in the scene together, you know, right, and with the
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monsters a lot. I always get confused because in Scooby Doo,
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we're monsters. Yeah, thirteen ghosts, we're ghosts. I'm always calling
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my Scooby Doo character a ghost. I'm always calling this
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one a monster. You play so many of these type
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characters you lose track. I've been trolls, I've been ogres,
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I've been ghosts, I've been monsters. You know. Uh in